![]() Parton’s remarkable voice is actually the Alvinized* result of some unsung virile ghost lieder crooning these songs at elegiac tempos which are then gender polarized to fit the tits? Speed and sex are again revealed as components intrinsic to the business of music. Astute star gazers have perceived the physical transformation, via plastic surgery, hair transplants and such, that make many of today’s media figures into narrow/bosomy, blemish-free caricatures and super-real ideals. To many ears this supposed trick effect reveals the mellifluous male voice to be the more natural sounding of the two. This decelerando reveals, complete with suggestive lyrics, an unaltered transition between the ‘Dolly Parton’ the public usually hears and the normally hidden voice, pitched a fourth lower. Pretender takes a leisurely tour of the intermediate areas of Ms. Additional layers of homosexual longing, convoluted ménages à trois and double identities are revealed in a vortex of androgyny as one switches, verse to verse, between the two standard playback speeds. In this transposed tempo ‘Jolene’ reveals the singer to be a handsome tenor. As many consumers have inadvertently discovered, especially since the reemergence of 12’ 45rpm records of which this present disc is a peculiar subset, it is not uncommon to find oneself playing 45rpm sides at the LP standard speed of 331/3. ![]() The first inklings of this story came from fans of Ms.Parton’s earlier hit single ‘Jolene’. Pretender (based on ‘The Great Pretender’ written by Buck Ram) features the opportunity for a dramatic gender change, suggesting a hypothesis concerning the singer, Ms.Parton, perhaps worthy of headlines in the National Enquirer. This is from Oswald’s liner notes on the Plunderphonics EP: ![]() Track 2 of the Plunderphonics EP is “Pretender,” in which Dolly Parton’s rendition of “The Great Pretender” is manipulated to sound more like a man’s voice. Tracks 1, 3, and 4 mess with Igor Stravinsky, Count Basie, and Elvis Presley, respectively. The Plunderphonics EP has four tracks, each of which aggressively reworks a famous bit of music. (Oswald generally avoided charging money for his reconstituted works in the hopes of avoiding copyright infringement suits, but also withdrew and destroyed existing stock in the face of legal challenges.) In 1989 he distributed the Plunderphonics EP with four tracks to media outlets and radio stations. Oswald was a self-proclaimed “Plunderphonic” who argued for the necessity of (basically) fucking with famous pieces of music. It’s unclear whether “goodlittlebuddy” knew this or not, but either way Oswald deserves some of the credit here. Not a lot of people discussing “Slow Ass Jolene” took the opportunity to credit John Oswald for the insight about “Jolene”-but Oswald realized the exact same thing as early as 1988 (to be fair, a sprinkling of YouTube users did make the connection). The main YouTube video, originally uploaded by YouTube user “goodlittlebuddy” in April 2012, has now been viewed 1.75 million times. Many, many listeners expressed astonishment that Dolly’s phrasing and even vibrato were so finely expressed that hardly any flaws showed up, even at such a slow speed. The premise was that if you played that single not at the correct 45-rpm speed but at the 33-rpm speed, a reduction of about 25%, the resultant version was quite startling, as if “a soulful male ballad singer” ( The New Yorker) were covering it (and, incidentally, fucking with the gender dynamics of the song). And even back then he wrote that he wasn't the first to discover Dolly's hidden talents as a tenor.Last month a slowed-down video of Dolly Parton’s classic song “Jolene” made the rounds on the Internet. ![]() Here's a full-motion video of a 2-speed Jolene: The audio track was performed way back in 1981 by plunderphonicist John Oswald. Lightning up a coco puff, closing my eyes and enjoying this great remix Comment by pfony As Andrea DenHoed notes in The New Yorker, Slow Ass Jolene, below, transforms Parton’s baby-high soprano into something deep, soulful and seemingly, male. Oooh this is nice Comment by Oskar Wernersson A 45 of Dolly Parton’s 1973 hit Jolene played at 33RPM not only sounds cool, it also manages to change the meaning, if only through the actual sound of her voice. What the heck is this? i hate it but its funny Comment by ErikVN It’s a 45 rpm record of Dolly singing that has been slowed to 33 rpm…įound this here, but too rad not to share. “Jolene” has been covered numerous times, but despite how it sounds, this is not a cover by a pretty-sounding dude.
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